- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

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