Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Face...tastes like chicken!

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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