- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

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