Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: Well, he was in the first tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over warn everybody in the second tower. While he was in the second tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL! Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on a park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich with extra mayonnaise)

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

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What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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