- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

how do you make a little girl cry?? Kill her family

Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

The chickens have become self-aware!

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Dyslexia ruels!

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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