- Anti Joke

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple