- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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