Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

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Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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