- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

Jebron Lames.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Diarrhea

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Me

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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