Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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