Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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