roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

I just threw up..In my pants.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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