- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

a black guy hates chicken.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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