- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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