- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

roses are black violets are black i am blind

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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