What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

Who wants $300? Me too.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

why do mexicans get made fun of

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Anti Joke

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