- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and dirty? Her period

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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