- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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