What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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Seven

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

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How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

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What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

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Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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