- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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