- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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