- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Face...tastes like chicken!

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

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