what's the difference between a duck?

time to spruce up!

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

What do you call a banana? A banana.

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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