- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

why did the zebra cross the road?

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

why did you poop because you are a poop

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

Antijokes...

Women's Rights

your mom was so fat that she died.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

What is the name of the car? What

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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