- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

What do black people eat? Food.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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