- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

What is my name? I dont know

What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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