- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Good job, son.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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