Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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