What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

Hitler and Jews become friends.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

Penis

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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