Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

pretty soon we'll all be dead

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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