Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

knock knock who's there? faith

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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