- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

autistic kids rock

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

I'm so full I could stop eating.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Jesus Christ

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

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