- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

I had 99 problems Solved them all

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

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