- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

What do you call your mom? Mom

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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