- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Who wants $300? Me too.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

why do mexicans get made fun of

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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