- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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