- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Albert <3 Hunter

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

What is white and black and red all over.

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

Obama

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

Knock Knock Who did that?

Of course, first door on your left

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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