- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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