- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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