KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

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Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

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People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

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What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

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Donald Trump.

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Caramel Boing.

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*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

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how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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I'm so full I could stop eating.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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