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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

whats gay and american? a gay american

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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