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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

What's big and purple? Barney

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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