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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

Why did the house burn down? Obama

A baby seal walks into a club.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

batman has diarrhea

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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