Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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A van drives into a car.

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

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An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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