why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

A cat playing laser tag.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

BIG MAC'S

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

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What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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