- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

What do black people eat? Food.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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