Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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Tilt your screen back .

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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