Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

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Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR S H I T STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

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Bob: Oh, there was a big surfing competition in Hawaii. Bill: that's really cool. Bob: yeah, there were huge waves up to 53 feet. Bill: Awesome! Bob: Yeah there was a Japanese guy that won. Bill: Wow, that will bring up the spirits of japan. Bob: Yeah, but he got disqualified. Bill: No, how?!?! Bob: he was surfing on his dresser.

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What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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Anti Joke

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