- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

your no better than a cockroach

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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