Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Justin beiber..

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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