Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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