- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

A man walked into a bar owch

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

Yo mama so fat.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

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