What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

SHUT UP JP

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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