- Anti Joke

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

Drew Knowles is gay

Is your refrigerator running? No.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

Drew Knowles is gay

Is your refrigerator running? No.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!