Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Ebola

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

Anti Joke

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