- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

What's circular and round A circle

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

How high is the sky? True or False

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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