- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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