- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

Steve Jobs is alive.

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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