- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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