Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

How would you rule?

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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