- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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