- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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