- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

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