Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

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What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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Mr. T watched "the notebook"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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