If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

hey hey apple

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

9/11

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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