- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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