- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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