- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

HEY!

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! closes door

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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