- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Justin Bieber.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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