why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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