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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

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