- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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