What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

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