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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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