- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Women's rights.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

Jebron Lames.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

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