- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

9/11 my birthday

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the house burn down? Obama

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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