- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

What do you call your mom? Mom

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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