- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

How high is the sky? True or False

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

What's circular and round A circle

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

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