Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

neil likes pube toast

How's the weather? Good.

Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

There are 3 guys named:Poop, Shut up and Manners. They all were speeding down the street, they took a sharp turn and Poop fell out of the back. A cop pulled them over while Manners got out to go get Poop. The cop says, "whats your name." "Shut up." "No seriously whats your name." "Shut up" he says a little bit harsher. "Wheres your manners?" the cop says. "Back there picking up Poop."

Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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