- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

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