What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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