What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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Hail Hitler

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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Asian women drivers...

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Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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Pickle

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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