What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

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What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

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What did the cookie monster eat? Food

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A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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