What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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lol

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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John lazzaro likes dick

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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Anti Joke

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