- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

Anyone can post anything.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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