Caramel Boing.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

Ben Affleck

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

Donald Trump.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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