Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

a black man did not eat chicken.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

YOU

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Fat? Jesse Z

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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