- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

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