- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??