A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

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What is the name of the car? What

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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