What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Women's rights

being sober in a bar fight

i killed my family

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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