- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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