- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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