- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

How high is the sky? True or False

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What's circular and round A circle

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

Drew Knowles is gay

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Is your refrigerator running? No.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

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