- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

I just threw up..In my pants.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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