- Anti Joke

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob