- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

What's brown an sticky Shit

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Knock Knock? Come in.

antonis sister is mighty fine

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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